so liz wants an update.. yes i've been a bit slack on the blog side of things, so very busy lately.. but cleaning out the fridge and i've got something to write about.. and that is that there are some things that the normal human being will never ever in their life time learn, that is, until they have a housemate or boarder.
today, i discovered that when mushrooms are left in the fridge for longer than what they really should be, they fuse themselves to the plastic container your housemate bought them in. you can throw the container around, give it a good kick, blow it up or if you're daring enough, wear it on your head and the mushrooms will not detach themselves from their little home. i noticed some jiggling as i kicked the packaging across the room for my own entertainment, but otherwise those little mushrooms were sitting pretty.
another weird and wonderful fact that i discovered is that sausages when left in the fridge for, oh, maybe 4 even 5 weeks, basically turn to a mushy slop.. yes thats right, they couldnt just be described as slop, it was mushy slop, not to mention many other adjectives that describe such things.
another thing you discover is all the weird and wonderful shades of green and brown and the fact that not even a freezer can save some food from the inevitable. but i'm pretty sure i've been through all this before. de ja vu anyone?
2 comments:
don't forget the packets of roast chicken and bacon that some how got fused together
and yay I'm gonna see Dylan Moran for my birthday YAY
hmm no one else has said anythin so i'm gonna do a dance cause i'm goin to nine inch nails and dylan moran so i'm happy as a free turd
**dancing**
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